bunny-banana:

deanlovestaylorswift:

if you have cut up hot peppers with your bare hands in the last 24 hours, do not, i repeat DO NOT masturbate. 

your hands may have stopped stinging. it’s not time yet. don’t do it.

you may have washed your hands 5 times. it’s not enough. don’t do it. 

you may be really turned on and think it’s work the risk. it’s not. don’t do it. 

seriously don’t do it. just don’t fucking do it.

someone sacrificed their genitals for this post.  someone took one for the team. lets appreciate that please.